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VIVA LAS VEGAS WITH THE DEADLY 7 - INTERVIEW BY RACHEL

The seven girls of the Deadly 7 are here to save the music business. Well about fuckin' time I say! Everything or anything that could be said about these WOMEN would not be enough to describe this unique band.

From their Myspace - "The Deadly Seven is a name that is destined to be on everyone's lips. Their brash mixture of punk music, gore theatrics and strip club antics appears to touch a nerve in everyone's body; it's just a matter of which one.

For many, the D7 show is no doubt way over the top, while others are being drawn to it like lambs to the slaughter. They employ a similar love/hate relationship with the media that made Kiss famous and ushered in Slipknot. Mix those two up, throw in some tits and ass, a vile of punk attitude and a few lessons from Gwar and you'll find yourself smack dab in the middle of seven deadly bitches that would just as soon eat you as entertain you.

In 2005, they were Las Vegas showgirls, four of them performing on the side as punk band The Bloody Klitz. Manager, Mr. D, transformed the concept into The Deadly Seven, added three new faces, and the rest is history in motion."
 

So DO go to their Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/thedeadlyseven and you will immediately find out. Go WATCH their live performances first of all, you'll get the idea and will beg for more.

Pride has been so kind as to stop for a minute and answer some questions for me, hey Pride, thanx! Here they are:

Rachel - Hey girls, first question would be, you beat the shit out of Slash (Guns n'Roses), tell me, I wanna know all about it!

Pride - Ya we went to some bullshit celebrity event, cuz we heard Gene Simmons’ wife and Slash were going to be there, and we thought we could hit them up, you know make some connections. So we met him, handed him our CD and he smirked so one of us threw our drink on him while the other knocked his faggot magic hat off his head then we pulled his hair till the bitch dropped to his knees by that time security was all over us and kicking us out.


Rachel - Your band of slave-boys the Kuntz, who play the instruments while you're out fighting the audience, peeing on someone's face or simply giving head to some random guy at some point during any of your shows, how did you recruit them?

Pride - We scout bus stations and look for runaways. We then get them jacked up on speed and heroin, then they get indebted to us. We then make them turn tricks for gay men while huffing gas from rags and force them to play for us.

Rachel - You just don't give a fuck if people like your shit, in fact you probably already hate them already. Why don't you care.?

Pride - Why do I care what you think? Or anyone reading this bullshit article? I do what I do. Do you really care what I think about what you do? Fuck all of those people who spend their lives trying to please others. They are weak, please yourself first and don't give a fuck what others think.

Rachel -  You all used to be showgirls in Vegas while some of you had a band going on as well. Why did you decide to become the Deadly 7 and quit your  jobs? Any words of wisdom about the much mythicised job of Vegas' stripper?

Photo by Shannon Warf

Pride - We were all showgirls not strippers. A few of us have been strippers in the past and a few of us have sucked cock for money but who hasn't ?

We were all showgirls at this fucked up piece of shit show called SPLASH at the Riviera. When they unexpectedly closed on us  we decided to form a band. First it was like a joke then we said fuck it look at all this vomit the record companies are throwing up this shit sucks. We aren't saviours but someone needs to save rock n roll. We can bring back sex, violence, drugs, Satan to music, so we did. 

Rachel - You personalize covers from bands such as The Runaways, Pat Benatar, the Sex Pistols, Fear, the  Dead Kennedys with your own lyrics, but also make your own songs. Which bands, artists, people or artefacts of any kind make you feel more inspired to do what you do?  

Pride - Not in any particular order - Bach, Hunter S Thompson, William Burroughs, LSD, Wendy O Williams, GG ALIN, Anton Lavey, Aleister Crowley, Nietzsche, Gary Numan when he was in Tubeway Army, Joy Division, Mia Zapata, Kurt Cobain,Cocaine, Anal Sex,Misfits,Timothy Leary, Ram Dass, Dali, Basquiat, Heroin, Absinthe, Menstrual Blood, Goats, Black Magic and much much more. 

Rachel - Would you like to release a cd and what would you do if it sold like, 30 million copies worldwide. 

Pride - We hope to release our first full length CD “Parasite City” soon. Wow 30 million that's just crazy but I'll play along. We would buy an island and paint it ocean colour so when you flew over it , it would look like people were walking on water, then we would paint our jet to match the sky so when we flew places you wouldn't see us, then we would buy mass doses of LSD and put it in the water supply.

We were laughing the other night when we played with Green Jello they have this huge tour bus, we all cram in our cars to go to gigs. We were saying we need to build a giant cardboard cut out of a tour bus then park our cars behind it so we can lure hot boys and girls back to our bus then surprise!

30 million that would be awesome then maybe we could get invited to the MTV music awards so we can beat up FALL OUT BOY and destroy the show!

Rachel - Tell us about any “famous” guys or gals who've been your victims and/or partners in crime doing what, and how was it like?

Pride - We all got high with Quentin Tarantino on his birthday, made out with him, then in the morning we delivered 20 pizzas to his suite. We have a lot of "famous" fans I guess, SHE WANTS REVENGE, OTEP, blah blah blah. We will make anyone famous. Come to our shows, party with us, guarantee you’ll be in some part of the paper in the morning.

Rachel - Any plans for an European tour to kick some ass and balls much needed 'round here?

Pride - We would love to, find us some Euro sugar daddy to bring us out. We are broke ass bitches, anyone want to bring us out?? We will suck your dick!

Rachel - What do you think of the music industry now? Most importantly, what do you plan to do with it? Any dead wishes in particular to any specially annoying music business whore we know of?

Pride - The music industry is dead, all of the majors are scared to sign anyone.

If I had a gun right now I would shoot Miley Cirus, Fall Out Boy, Madonna that bitch needs to die, The Jonas Brothers, god. I want to vomit right now, the list is long don't know if there is enough bullets.

Rachel - And what are each of the 7 of you doing right now as you ponder about these deep questions I'm asking you girls??

Pride - Gluttony is passed out in her vomit, Sloth is nursing a broken nose from last nights show, Envy is taking a shit, Lust is out riding her Harley, Greed is at work making money, Wrath just did a line of coke and its 4 in the afternoon, and I (PRIDE) am here naked on the computer typing this. Our evil manager Mr.D just text me telling me that our Halloween show has been cancelled the venue is scared of us, they heard we almost burnt down the club last night, word travels fast. oh well fuck them.

Rachel - I wanna know of your fave hobbies.

Pride - Hobbies are for rich people, drugs, sex, music, work are our hobbies.

Rachel - Any girls in bands/music right now that you like, or if none, do you you wanna say something about any of them?

Pride - None really don't really give a shit about em fuck em

Rachel - C’mon  tell us whatever the fuck you really feel like saying now here for the avid readers, go ahead.

Pride - Don’t look at us to be your saviours, think for yourself, question authority, fuck religion, question everything, fuck George Bush, pussy power.. You have it, sell it why fuck for free?? If you need a god for a crutch then you can bow down to us and send us your money. Only the strong survive if someone hits you hit them back 10 times harder fuck turning the other cheek. Don’t believe anything I say and fuck off!!

Hell, that was refreshing and absolutely wonderful, thank you Pride and D7, YOU ROCK!

 

Watch the videos, and go to their Myspace (before they get deleted again) and add them and find out about their aptly named and soon to be released cd  “Parasite  City”

http://www.myspace.com/thedeadlyseven

You will NOT regret!!!

 Also European rock show promoters, get your shit together and bring the girls to us over here already!!

Pride interviewed by Rachel 25/9/08

Seven Deadly Sins...something to ponder on :-))

Pride is excessive belief in one's own abilities, that interferes with the individual's recognition of the grace of God. It has been called the sin from which all others arise. Pride is also known as Vanity.

Envy is the desire for others' traits, status, abilities, or situation.

Gluttony is an inordinate desire to consume more than that which one requires.

Lust is an inordinate craving for the pleasures of the body.

Anger is manifested in the individual who spurns love and opts instead for fury. It is also known as Wrath.

Greed is the desire for material wealth or gain, ignoring the realm of the spiritual. It is also called Avarice or Covetousness.

Sloth is the avoidance of physical or spiritual work. 

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